Groomzilla vs Mothra in law
I think I smell a franchise. The WE channel has a show, Bridezillas, where seemingly sane women become increasingly insane as their wedding date approaches. My friend and I were brainstorming about pitching a story to the WE channel for groomzillas or men who plan their weddings. Grooms can be seen acting like a total ass on tv. If they can film brides, then they can film grooms as well. Maybe it will be funny since most men are clueless about the whole wedding process anyway. Then again, people wonder why brides turn into bridezilla.
Some quotes which can turn a nice boy or a sweet girl into Groom/Bride-zilla :
“Oh, no you didn’t tell your mom she can wear a white dress to the church ceremony!”
“I thought the RSVP said the 30th not the 15th.”
“Honey, mark yes and include our 4 kids and the nanny. Cross out the 2 since they must of made a mistake. Don’t they know to invite the whole family.”
“My service dog has to go into the restaurant with me. Sorry ma’am but your dog just pissed on the maitre d and snatched a roast from the carving station.’
“I expected the ribbon to be more satiny not like cheap taffeta.”
“Your niece can not be in the wedding party since my second cousin thrice removed adopted daughter should be the flower girl”
In any event, the best thing for a couple to do is elope!




